Yesterday I was walking past Sam and Harrison's room and Sam was changing his out of his jeans into a new pair of shorts. This is how the conversation went:
Mom: "Sam why are you changing your pants, did you pee in them?"
Sam: "No! My bum is watering"
Mom: "Is your bum watery because you peed?"
Sam: "No, my bum is hot and wet"
I guess he was sweaty. You cant laugh in front of Sam lately, because he thinks you are laughing at him. I walked back into my bedroom and cracked up. What a ham he is!
